Do you read the Terms and Conditions? Haha, who am I kidding? Of course you don’t.

Neither did the warehouse workers at White Rabbit Co., who voluntarily (and entirely within the scope of the American legal system) signed away their rights to having human bodies. Retrofitted with company loaned and rabbit-adjacent cybernetics, these brave employees would go on to become the perfect task rabbits. Known as “HPPRS,” they’d drudge away at the loading bays and assembly lines, crafting and shipping meaningless products right to your doorstep! Isn’t Capitalism great?

Well, a few HPPRS don’t think so… And now they’re taking back White Rabbit Co. With guns. (Cool) Guns they don’t even have permits for. (Very cool)

So... Will you join the fight?